Behind Me

By The Dog. No, Really. on November 1, 2011 in Merfeezlog

I dislike you immensely.

You make me look cat-like

with your to-and-fro sway.

Get off my back, monkey.

I have a stalker that

is always following behind me.

I bite you.

I chase you.

Go away!

Swish swish.

You remain.

Damn Tail.

I am a Goldendoodle. I am super handsome. I am also hi-lar-eeusss! When my family is asleep I log on and write about things I find interesting.

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